What if He Already Put a Ring On It?

There was a little discussion tonight at the Newly Wedded Life house. And, since I know you are just dying to know what it was about, I'll tell you!

Mr. H got me a new Ipod for Christmas and I have been putting songs on it practically everyday. I don't know about you, but I love running with some high energy, fast paced, girl power songs, so that is what my Ipod primarily consists of.

It just so happens that Mr. H has the same exact Ipod that I do. And he grabbed mine accidentally before his run tonight. This was the conversation that took place when he got back:

Mr. H: Babe, question.

Me: Yeah, what's up?

Mr. H: You know we got engaged and married, right?

Me: Um, yeah. I think I was a little bit a part of all of that.

Mr. H: Well then why are you listening to a song for single women?

Me: Mmmmk, what?

Mr. H: "If he likes it then he should have put a ring on it?"

Me: Oh, that's Beyonce - I love that song!

Mr. H: I don't love it. I don't love it because it's offensive to me. I liked it, I put a ring on it. Shouldn't that be enough?

Me: Oh, well, I'm fairly certain the song wasn't written about us. So, I think it's ok.

Mr. H: Oh, ok, yeah that really clears it up because I was under the impression that I was the one that was "wanting to trip."

I think this proves two things. One, that my husband is the whitest man on the planet. And two, that he should be more careful which Ipod he picks up from now on.